Donald Trump Kidnaps Beyonce's Daughter
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While everybody is sleeping in the Beyonce house Donald Trump breaks in the house without turning on the alarm. Donald Trump heads to Beyonce's daughter's room and takes her with him, but before he leaves he puts pillows under the blanket making it seem that there is a person there. The next morning when Beyonce goes to Blue Ivy Carter's room and Beyonce calls out her name a few times so she can wake up Beyonce notices that Blue Ivy Carter doesn't wake up. Beyonce heads to Blue Ivy Carter's bed and feels her but she notices that it feels soft. Beyonce takes the blanket out and comes to find that Blue Ivy Carter is missing. Beyonce demands her maids to look for her around the entire house inside and outside. But they didn't find her and Beyonce checks the security system and sees Donald Trump coming in the house, but when Donald Trump is leaving Beyonce notices that Donald Trump is carrying Blue Ivy Carter and Donald Trump goes with Blue Ivy Carter. Beyonce demands her security workers to go to The White House, but she is going to. Donald Trump is there in the garden having breakfast and Beyonce spots her daughter playing outside and Blue Ivy Carter sees her too. Blue Ivy Carter runs to Beyonce and they hug. Beyonce told Donald Trump that your letting me take my daughter home or I will let the police know. Donald Trump let Beyonce take Blue Ivy Carter.
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