Local Chicago Teens Fall From Skydeck! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

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Four teens local to the Chicago area were enjoying a class trip on Tuesday (05/07/13) when they entered the Willis Tower Skydeck. As they waited for their picture to be taken, the glass beneath them buckled under their combined weight and they fell hundreds of feet to the ground! Onlookers stood motionless in shock and terror as they saw the teens fall. One of the teens was seen grabbing onto his friend and reportedly flipped the friend in front of him. The teen used his friend as a cushion to soften the fall. The teen on top walked away with nothing more than a broken arm and a few cracked ribs. His friend of whom he landed on was not so lucky and sadly passed away. The other two remaining teens also sadly passed away.

The teen's names (from left to right): Kid with Large Forehead, Teen High off his Ass, Short Mexican, and Tall Lanky Skinhead.

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