Protector of valley
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After mc darster was released from mountjoy prsion after having head wounds and being in fights with other convicts, he bought a house in tallaght. after 2 years he moved back to valley and bought a katana.he calls him self "protector of valley" 6 lads from manor went to hop him and he chopped them in half. he has this to say: "i choped their willy off!". christopher john mark donnelly had this to say: "Tends to hide that he is a Nerd for modren media"
Hey little fellow! You must be lost so I advise you turn back now.
Not gone? Okay then here I go.
I play a wide selection of games(On and off of Steam)
My steam roster is filled with First Person Shooters (Mostly by Valve)
Such as G-mod, Portal and Half-Life (No I am not waiting for HL3.)
I also play choice games such as Life is strange and Minecraft Story Mode.
Anything else I play on steam is a great, well crafted indie games such as Undertale and Pony Island
My personal taste is RPG's and Platformers but I play those on Nintendo consoles or on my PC (non-steam)
My taste in TV entertainment are American cartoons such as Steven Universe, Wander Over Yonder,Star Vs The Forces Of Evil and Gravity falls.
I am also quite a young gamer as I am only 14 years old.
I also have been using Steam for 2 years.
My name is Christopher John Mark Donnelly. (Thats Important Right?)". reports of young manor boys being brutally slaughtered have been going around with a piece of paper that says "those logs put up a fight !"
we will report if more victims are crucified my our protector god bless
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