Spiderman circa 1585,historic journals found of his existance
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An English manor on durbishire ave caught fire late last night killing the 105 year old eccentric who had not left or allowed anyone but his butler onto the premises in 75 years!!.He had a son that he gave up for adoption shortly after his wife died 80 years ago.The son was in the will to inherit the estate.The fire ruined only the garage,as the old man left a cigar burning on a trash can lid as he sat it down ,to take a whizz, according to the investigators.The library was filled with antique books from as far back as the early 1400's.One book immediately caught his eye as he leafed through and saw a picture of a medieval spiderman! Allegedly this character was a real vigilante who did not sling web,but did learn how to milk orb spiders to make rope which he would use to escape over castle walls,or build traps impossible to get out of.The book is to be donated to the London historical society to display for the public to see.It is the only known copy to exist,so they know it was only a coincidence the modern day spidey was invented.The authors name,Sir Leeland Stansfordshire.
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