Mad Dawg Caught In Nationwide Peanut Butter Scandal
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Early Wednesday Morning, Harris "Mad Dawg" Huizenga was caught in what's being called the biggest scandal in his career since the infamous "Ass Sniffing Scandal" where he was caught with 69 small boys in his basement that he would use to shove his nose up their asses and sniff their anal cavities, and then later molest them. Now in a brand new scandal, Mad Dawg was caught this time with 46 small girls (most of them infants), in his basement. This time however, he used peanut butter to smear all over his balls and make the girls lick it off. There is also evidence that he brought in other dogs so he could lick peanut butter off their balls. When asked why he did this, he barked and said "Im a hood ass muthafuckin dog, bitch. I got needs that have to be satisfied, and balls that need to be licked. And since no one wants a dog that has a dick with two heads that look like fruit gushers, I took matter into my own paws". Mental illness seemed to be a factor in this crime. When investigators looked into Mad Dawgs mental stability, it was discovered that he suffered brain damage from a bridge at a motocross race. When asked for further comment, the dog replied "I'll give you further comment with my dog balls stuck on your forhead bitch, now feed me a milkbone, rub my belly and tell me I'm a good boy you slut". Mad Dawg is currently at a local vet waiting to be put down.
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