Moses Lake man arrested after dialing US President Donald Trump to ask "Where the hoes at"?
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Grant County – A Moses Lake man has been reportedly arrested after allegedly calling President Trump and asking him “where the hoes at?”
32 year old Alex Garcia dialed President Trump on his cellphone Saturday night and asked the Fearless leader “Where the hoes at?” At which point, the Secret Service took over and told Garcia that they only respond to emergency calls, not jokes. Garcia then reportedly responded by telling the agent that this, was, indeed an emergency, and that he urgently needed a hoe to give him “head” and to "grab her by the pussy".
Authorities immediately tracked down his location and arrested Garcia for disorderly conduct. According to police, upon being arrested, Rivera still asked the Secret Service “so y’all ain’t gonna tell me where the hoes at?”
“I heard whenever you need help, just call the Donald, and that’s what I did. But all they did was come to my pad and arrest me, I guess all the hoes in jail” Alex Garcia told reporters after being arrested.
“Not very uncommon” says a Secret Service spokesperson, “People prank call us all the time. The only difference now is that this guy didn’t even bother calling through private or a pay phone. I guess he genuinely wanted to know where the hoes were at; They’re everywhere” finished the agent.
Alex Garcia can face up to 5 years in jail and be fined up to $1,000,000.
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