OBAMA INSURRECTION IMMINENT!
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After only two weeks out of his second presidential term, former President Barack Obama made headlines by calling for a revolt against his successor, President Trump. He called upon everyone on the left/liberal/progressive/Democratic side to rise against who he called "Our illegitimate Russia-bought Fuher in Chief" before finishing his announcement from his multi-million dollar DC home that any that wished to fight the new administration should gather of the next week in DC and other cities across America. As they gather, they should refuse to follow any orders given by the "fasicst pig" police and fail to disperse, becoming violent when the need arises. Ultimately, it is hoped that the city populations will overthrow the democratically elected President Trump and restore order to the country by force if need be. Asked who should lead the new government, President Obama said "I have taken that honor and duty upon myself, and will relinquish power with new elections at some point, though it is clear it will take time for the populace to be calm enough to make a rational choice." Asked what kind of time frame the country could expect, the former President said it was indeterminent how long it would take, be it months, years, even decades. However he did add that any that stand in their way will face dire consequences, as only small-minded rubes would dare question this move by the citizenry. Protesters have already begun gathering in majro cities all over America, with dissenters being called names, physically assulted and in one case so far, even killed. Only time will tell, however, if the insurrection will be successful.
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