Local Wrestler Becomes Real Life Joker!
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Authorities were stunned Tuesday when local wrestler Maverick was unmasked as the real-life Joker..."He has been frolicking all over the city and giggling like a murderous hyena all day," a source in local law enforcement was quoted as saying.
Police also said tear gas, rubber bullets, and tasers had no effect on the giggling gangster, who continued around the suburbs slinging purple and green paint on everything in sight. It was later determined the paint was both corrosive and explosive.
"Crowd control measures such as tear gas have only emboldened the guy," one officer told our reporter, "he just laughs harder and shows us the ugly flower in his lapel, while laughing maniacally."
Witnesses say local wrestler Maverick, who they thought 'already had a screw or two loose' went absolutely 'full crazy' earlier in the evening, and eyewitnesses said that at one point, he 'bumped' everyone standing near him to the ground, all the while shouting that he was looking for his 'punkin'...
If this crazy man, considered armed, legged, nosed, and dangerous comes anywhere near you, please run to the home of your nearest enemy, so he will, in the throes of his insanity, possibly dispose of this problem in your life, with no effort on your behalf. But DO NOT APPROACH on your own, he's spraying something at people, and they generally go unconscious immediately, and then start grinning from ear to ear in a painful rictus grin.
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