U.F.O. SPOTTED OVER SPILLWAY AT LAKE OROVILLE
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CONSTRUCTION WORKERS REBUILDING LOWER LEVEL OF SPILLWAY WITH LARGE ROCKS,REPORTED TO LOCAL NEWS CHANNELS OF SEVERAL UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS SEEN NEAR SPILLWAY OF THE DAM.ONLOOKERS CHEERED THE UFO'S ON SAYING THIER MAGICAL LIGHT BEAMS WERE REPAIRING SECTIONS OF THE SPILLWAY BEING ERODED DUE TO THE MASSIVE OVERFLOW.SEVERAL PICTURES WERE TAKEN BUT UNDER SCRUTINY LOCAL ENFORCEMENT SAYS IT'S SULPHERIC GASES BEING RELEASED FROM THE GATHERING POLLUTED WASTE WATER.
WITNESSES- CHADWICK MONOHIEM AND EDGAR ROMULUS FROM VENTURA CA,VISITING THE AREA LOOKING FOR WILD MUSHROOMS, SAY THEY WERE NO MORE THAN 100 FEET FROM THE OBJECTS AS THEY EXITED THE WOODED AREA,AND WERE WAVING AT THE TRIANGULAR HEADED BEINGS VISIBLE IN ONE OF THE PORTALS WHICH BECAME VISIBLE ON THE CRAFT."I FELT A TINGLING AND A WARM FEELING LIKE I PEED MY PANTS,AND I SEEN THE GROUND LIGHTING UP IN SEVERAL NEON LIKE COLORS,THEN I TURNED TO MY FRIEND ED AND WAS LIKE HEY MAN,WTF IS THAT,AS I POINTED,I SEE THESE WEIRD LOOKING BEINGS GAZING IN OUR DIRECTION". "I SNAPPED A FEW PICS ON MY CELL PHONE AND JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES".HIS FREIND CLAIMS TO HAVE NO MEMORY AT ALL CONCERNING THE SIGHTING WHICH IS REALLY STRANGE,BUT HE CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN BUSY TRYING TO FREE HIS SIZE 14 BOOTS FROM THE MUCK WHERE THEY WERE SEARCHING FOR MUSHROOMS TO SELL TO LOCAL EATERIES.
WHO KNOWS,WERE THEY HELPING,OR TRYING TO CAUSE A DISASTER?? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW SINCE THEY LEFT AS FAST AS THEY APPEARED.IT'S STILL A MYSTERY.
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