LEFTIST'S CLAIM OROVILLE DAM A FAKE EVENT TO EVAC TOWN WHILE MUSLIM DETENTION CENTER IS BUILT IN SECRET
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TODAY THE FAR LEFT HAS REALLY FLIPPED THIER LID,SOURCES HAVE INTERVEIWED MAJOR PLAYERS IN THE MILITANT LEFTIST GROUPS,AND SEVERAL CELEBRITIES,WHO ARE PROTESTING UPSTREAM FROM THE OROVILLE DAMN.
THEY ARE CLAIMING A GUANTONIMO BAY PART 2 IS SECRETLY BEING BUILT TO DETAIN MUSLIMS AND MAKE THEM QUIETLY DISSAPEAR.AFTER THEY ARE INTEROGATED ALLEDGEDLY THEY WILL BE RAN THROUGH WOODCHIPPERS AND THEIR REMAINS DISPOSED OF IN THE SPILLWAYS.
REPORTERS ARE NOT ALLOWED CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE THE AREAS NEAR THE DAMN WHERE ALLEGED CONSTRUCTION IS TAKING PLACE DUE TO SAFETY CONCERNS.BUT THE MILITANT GROUP BAMN IS SAYING THEY HAVE WITHESSED MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES BEING BROUGHT IN WHICH ARE WAY MORE THAN NEEDED TO FIX A 200 FOOT PATCH IN THE SPILLWAY.
YVETTE FELARCA SAID SHE WILL STRAP HERSEL AND HUNDREDS OF COLLEGE STUDENTS WITH EXPLOSIVES AND BLOW THE DAMN DAM TO PIECES BEFORE SHE WILL LET THESE FACSIST NAZI PIGS DETAIN HER BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
LOCAL AUTHORITIES SAY THEY ARE SHOCKED AND APALLED THAT ANYONE WITH EVEN COMMON SENSE COULD COME UP WITH OR BELIEVE SUCH A STORY.
I GUESS ONLY TIME WILL TELL.SATELLITE PICTURES REVEAL NO SUCH MAJOR CONSTRUCTION.PERHAPS THE UFO SIGHTING THERE YESTERDAY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CRAZINESS OF THESE LEFTIST TERROR GROUPS.YOU DECIDE.
MORE NEWS TOMORROW ON THE DAM SITUATION.
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