Endicott Man Arrested after a two year long Barnyard sodomy investigation..

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Carl Crawford of Endicott NY, was arrested Thursday after a two year long Barnyard sodomy investigation. Crawford, age 38, was found late Wednesday night behind the CVS in Endicott groping a goat, Authorities were called when passer buyers herd the sounds of a injured goat coming from behind CVS on Main St Endicott. The arresting officer Neil Down, arrived on the scene and found Crawford hiding behind a dumpster with his pants still around his ankles clutching a malt beverage and a large marijuana cigarette babbling incoherently about his ability to make a pig squeal, Officer Down declined Crawford's bribery attempt and took Crawford into custody. He is currently in the Broome County Jail awaiting arraignment. When we asked for comments, Officer Down said simply " I've never seen a goat run so fast to get away." Crawford's only comment was "I didn't touch the goat".

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