WARNING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!!
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On February the 20th 2017 Lexington, Ky had a large amount of CDC officials scrambling to find out the cause of a very terrifying event that occurred and is happening right now. It's like the walking dead movie on the west side of Lexington, Ky, a few miles from Winchester, KY. The CDC has not released any information as of yet. The only thing that is known, is about 300 people that were in a large subdivision were exposed to some form of gas that was released when a dump truck was carrying some form of unknown chemicals. We are unsure if this is a bio-terrorist attack or something else. We are unable to get close to the scene due to a mass amount of people that has become zombie like creatures. The symptoms are red eyes, bleeding from the ears, and extremely violent. The zombie like creatures are killing people and yes, eating them. I advise everyone to prepare just in case this is not contained. The CDC does have a site that tells you how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. Here is the link https://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
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