(2/26/17) Detroit artist wanted for arson after releasing a mixtape that keeps setting fires
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Local Rapper C-4 (Lionel Culpepper) age 24, of Detroit, MI is wanted on 47 counts of arson in several different metro-Detroit cities and suburban areas. Victims reported that after about 15 minutes of listening there radio overheated and cause a combustion of flames, one victim was rushed to the hospital and treated for third degree burns, here's what he had to say,
" I was smoking a blunt and listening to a new mixtape I heard was hot but I didn't expect this, around track 4 my radio started making a popping noise as if bacon was on the stove, after 30 seconds of the noise my radio exploded in my face and now I can't hear out my right ear and have burns on my face!" - ( identity secured)
Police say this man is armed and dangerous and ready to serve more ????fire, be on the lookout and if you see him call 911 or your closest fire department
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