Nissan graduate caught up in whirlwind scandal

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Marcus Hazelwood, 23, pictured above, wanted for questioning by the Office of Fair Training & The Competition Commission after being caught up in the midst of Nissan collusion speculation.

After recently taking over the daily sales reports very suspicious figures were recorded by the OFT. Naturally Nissan, a global manufacturer, are monitored by the European regulatory bodies, the most powerful and stringent of those being the The Competition Commission. After further investigation into Marcus's reports it is evident that there illegal and illicit activity taking place within in the walls of NMGB.

When react365 news probed NMGB for a comment we were put into contact with Alastair Dodson, General Affairs Director and proud M4 owner who only had one thing to say. "Ever since I saw Mr Hazelwood exit the carpark in an irregular manor and at an illegal speed I knew from that moment that this boy could turn rogue".

The OFT and Competition Commission are demanding that they speak with Marcus immediately regarding his potential involvement in Nissan's biggest scandal since the decline in the NT400 Cabstar.

It is unclear whether Marcus has any direct involvement in the illegal activities but anyone who has any information on Marcus should come forward to the police who will be in contact with the OFT.

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