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Trump Quietly Signs Bill creating new VOICE laws
by AP
President Donald Trump quietly signed a bill into law Tuesday effectively creating new immigration laws covering the Republican administrations new VOICE agency into effect and ushering in a new era of Immigration controls.
The Bill, which signed into effect was this morning in Congress and the Senate, creates new laws regarding the handling of immigrants and American citizens throughout the country and facilitates methods of surveillance, control and entering information into the national background check database.
An un-named administration official has leaked out a short list of the new rules which become effective on the 1st of April. The list, which is not all encompassed defines a number of orwellian devices which will define the administrations future goals for America.
First - Have all incoming immigrants implanted with a GPS tracking device that when scan will transmit their personal data.
Second - Have all current immigrants implanted with same GPS device (regardless if they are a US citizen or not)
Third - US citizen will be required to carry a Federal ID card that has all their personal data and religion documented on it.
Fourth - All Muslims will be required to relocate to very specific areas within their city.
Fifth - All humans living within US Borders (including US Born white christians) will require implanting with electronic monitoring device which records GPS Locations, sounds and images transmitted in real time to Homeland Security.
Sixth - Any human within US Borders found engaging in any non sanctioned behavior will be immediately detained indefinitely and questioned using the use of enhanced interrogation techniques to determine their threat level based upon thought crimes.
Seventh - All humans within US Borders will be required to follow strict adherence to thought crime laws and any variance from the prescribed and allowed thoughts as sanctioned by the Government of the United States will be considered treason subject to indefinite detainment, enhanced interrogation, thought retraining and death.
Eight - All Humans found to be guilty of thought crimes against the state will be put to death.
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