Local Texas Boy Gets Raped For Bragging About An Oudated Mercedes

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In his early 20's, Dev Parks, from Houston Texas, was recently raped for bragging about an outdated Mercedes. On Saturday, March 4, 2017, 2:00PM eastern time, 11:00PM Pacific time, Dev was seen pulling into a gas station with leaking motor oil from his 1970's hooptie. Dev then began to pump $2.00 gas into his tank. As he purposely bends over, trying to attract a group of homosexual released prisoners, while pumping his $2.00 gas. Witnesses claim that it was almost as if the boy was trying to turn on the group of homosexual ex cons. Shortly after, witnesses says that Dev VOULENTEERLY got into another vehicle, leaving his at the local gas station, to have consentual spending time with one of the men. Witnesses claimed they seen the black Chevrolet Suburban pull off towards the woods, with Dev inside, of course. "I put this on everything I love, on my mom, my kids, my dead homies that I got it all on video" Donnie Sparks tells our camera man pulling out his phone to show us the video. Dev pursued to unzip his everyday worn adidas pants, pull off his black and white fly away Birdy shoes, and his everyday worn Nautica hat. As seen in Donnie's cell phone video, the ex con began to penetrate inside of Dev Parks. "It appeared to me, that they both were enjoying the intercourse." Said BoneQuifah that was running to the scene from the Houston's low income housing units with Dev's food stamp card. "THAT SH*T WAS NO RAPE AT ALL! HE VOULENTEERLY TWERK FOR THE DUDES, GOT INTO THAT TRUCK, AND BEGAN TO DO THAT FOUL A** BULLSH*T! Said Henrey an up an out homosexual ex prisoner that went to jail for 2 counts of rape and armed robbery. As seen on the gas station security cameras, Dev began to "flex" his outdated outter body work, internal body work of the early 90's vehicle. "The car was played out anyway. He shouldn't be lying about being raped over an outdated vehicle, when he was fu**ing for fun." Said WhaleKeisha. (Dev's Transgender mistress). Moral of the story don't flex something that outdated, plus be an undercover homophobe, when you're a homosexual yourself. YouLive&YouLearn

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