Jonathan sanchez gets ass eaten in school bathroom by 2 guys
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Jonathan started of his day with his normal schedule. after going to his second period class he started to feel pain in his stomach he asked to go to the bathroom. As he was making his way to the bathroom not so far away from him he noticed two guys enter behind him as he went to a stall to sit down and take a crap he took his phone out of his pants and started to watch videos. He had this to say "i think im suda is the best youtuber that out their his funny and i woudnt mind marrying him." After watching two whole videos he noticed 30 minutes had past so as he got out of the stall to wash his hands he noticed the 2 same guys that walked in behind him were still in the bathroom. Jonathan felt unsafe he tried to walk out of the bathroom then one guy called his name and said come here as the other blocked the door the guy began to speak with jonathan and before he knew it his pant got riped right off of him as one of the guys began to touch him jonathan tried to lock him self into the stalls but couldnt so he began begging for them to stop. As of now jonathan is now homosexual for that. The two suspects are angel beaz and saul gonzalez.
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