Clendell Sims Sr. Just won 1,000,000 because he found out how to cheat the lottery system.
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Local 26 year old Clendell Sims Sr. of Fort Wayne, IN. Walk into the gas station on Pontiac & Clinton and went into buy a lottery ticket. And he later that evening went home and went to sleep unusually early as he had stated. He then woke up to a surprised text and said that he had won. We later asked Clendell what will he do with this fortune now that he has this money coming to him. He made this statement: " I'm very excited about this type of ordeal, I have no one thank but God, who is the head of my life, to all the one that have supported me throughout the years. I will be seeing you very soon. And to all the ones who played me and said I will never amount to anything. All I can say is I will be praying for you. And I know that the Blood of Jesus "Still Works". He also said he will give 10 of his winnings to his church and finally help his mother they way he wants along with his children. Other News : Why can't President Donald Trump get the city of Chicago's Police,Gang Members, and Churches together. Will see this in the Next Article Ahead.
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