Summer Santa's Charity Warms Hearts
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Local inn resident David Jablonski, known more popularly in and around Meadville, Pennsylvania as "Summer Santa" has been known for his jovial nature, even as a landmark, firmly ensconced at his lawn chair post outside the Meade Inn on the corner of Park and Baldwin Streets. Now, residents are amazed to learn that Jablonski has been secretly operating a successful charity, which would be known as "Secret Summer Santa" if it were not a secret, which it is, and so therefore is not known as anything.
Our news team was able to interview Jablonski this February. While believing him to have a busy schedule, as it turns out, Jablonski spends most of the winter indoors, taking a much deserved break from the Santa trade for the winter while the real Santa does most of the heavy lifting. It was this winter hibernation of sorts that inspired Jablonski to pursue this new charity work.
Jablonski reports that it was in fact, his neighbor, known only as "Spring Squirrel" who provided the inspiration for Jablonski's brainstorm, resulting in the idea for the charity. But, rather than fill his entire apartment with acorns like his neighbor, Meadville's Summer Santa would have bigger plans. Jablonski has yet been unwilling to share most of these charitable plans, but has simply divulged that we should be prepared to see evidence when the weather turns warm again, and that local residents should stockpile quarters, sturdy boxes, and "empties".
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