Collecto wanted for murder after killing the scene at Grizzly fest 17' warns time traveller
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"The people of earth simply aren't ready for the relentless onslaught of energy and chaos that will come with the new live set Collecto is bringing to the stage, April 29th makes terminators judgement day look like the buttercream gang, a single self aware machine with no limits field testing the new album 'Fight City' is simply a recipe for disaster." - Anonymous Time Traveller
Police are looking for the prime masked suspect after destroying the scene and straight killing it on stage. Police warn to not play any bootlegged audio rips from present, past, or future sets in any audio equipment as the mixtape is pure fire and will cause spontaneous combustion due to the hardware simply not being able to comprehend or keep up with the pandemonium in the beats. One victim was lucky enough to be pulled from a burning vehicle after attempting to play a track in his car. He has third degree burns on 110 of his body. " I have no regrets" said the man as he lay trying to recover in an ICU.
The fire department has launched a new initiative to attempt to offset the massive amounts of damage done by this machine.
According to our source from the future, the masked vigilante has gone back deep underground to prepare for his next attack.
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