21-Year-Old Man from Saddle Lake Cree Nation, Alberta Caught Skinny Dipping in Lake
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A 21-year-old man was caught skinny dipping on Indian reservation Saddle Lake’s “Beach” yesterday, Thursday March 17th. The young man’s name will not be revealed due to relations with half the reserve.
Sources say the man appeared from a nearby house around the shoreline with nothing but an ankle bracelet and an inflatable donut used for swimming purposes, the man was described as lean, short hair and approximately 6’8 in both height and size.
The nearby onlookers who later identified as the young male’s cousins had this to say and quote, “He never used to go skinny dipping with a floatie until today, he once tried to invite me and my mom but my mom just yelled at him in our [REDACTED] language but all he did was jump up and down so we called the R.C.M.P”.
It would appear this wasn’t the first time the man had gone skinny dipping in Saddle Lake Cree Nation’s beach. It was also later determined that the inflatable “donut” was not in fact a donut, but an inflatable doll used for sexual purposes. The young man’s cousins said they could see him engaging in sexual intercourse with the doll while in the water.
Authorities later apprehended and brought the man to St. Paul Holding cells where he was charged with public nudity.
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