Andrew Mann Dead At 20
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Famed novelist and friend of Caleb Ryan the platinum selling artist died today at 8:09 alone in his room sitting at his desk working on his latest book. the cause of death is still not known at this point but after searching through his computer the police found this letter he wrote to Caleb, that he never delieverd.
"Caleb, you have come so far from so little. from listening to dreams in my apartment wishing I could sing like you, to putting it into a world of warcraft pvp video where I played the class we both play and love. I tried my very best to give you all of my support and good vibes. I prayed for you every night when your single "who needs you" was going to come out, long before I actually listened to it. I knew you would be a huge success even when you had doubts and lost almost your entire fan base. I am so honored to have introduced you to the style of music you adopted and brought to the west. I am sorry I couldn't be there with you when you accepted your MTV music award, but I watched it with all of my staff. I wrote lyrics about you that you never got to hear, but hopefully one day you will. No matter what obstacles you face, keep trucking. My book was as big of a success as I wanted it to be and more because of your inspiration. thank you."
The memorial will be held in st. louis this sunday at 2 p.m.
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