MR David Jefferson of spennymoor
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Police are on the hunt for a mr David Jefferson better known as black Jeff , in connection with a string of offences including attacking mad Alice of upper church street way spennymoor
Mad Alice gave a detailed desctiption and statement on mr Jefferson himself
"I was walking my usual way to the shop through the bullring and I remembered that I'd left my purse so I turned round and seen my cat Ken with it so I bent down to grab it of him thanking Ken as I did next thing mr Jeffersons on my back screaming you won't be going to kens I'm sick of that man takin all my custom "
I tried to warn him off with my sticks but he was too strong I believe me Jefferson thought I was going to the other shop on half moon instead of his easy mistake as my cat is called ken but I'm scared to leave the house now and kens not been back !
I'm a shell of the woman I once was .... She describes me Jefferson was been medium build with a look of Paul chuckle off the children's programme chuckle vision !!
Mad Alice has bruises and cuts all up her arms and half of her tash has been ripped off ...
This was an un provoked attack and needs dealing with properly police have otter alarms all round Mad Alice's gaff and the search continues for Ken the cat
Anybody knowing the were abouts of David please contact spenny moor police
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