Bishop Auckland man arrested
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An individual from Bishop Auckland who attempted to hack into hundreds and maybe thousands of pornograpic websites under the nick name "Ginger Pubes" has been arrested on federal criminal charges of attempted unauthorized access to private networks.
Steven Dykes is also accused of credit card fraud in which thousands of pounds were used to buy dildos, big black rubber fists, liquid latex and inflatable sheep.
PC Jones said, "If co-workers and friends had not reported their credit cards stolen we never would have cared about this person." The officer also noted that the credit cards were lifted from the individuals wallets and NOT "hacked" as Steven Dykes claims.
PC Jones has also issued a warning to the general public, especially those in the Bishop Auckland, County Durham area as he is known to be an extreme deviant.
Steven Dykes faces a maximum of 4 years in prison and £15,000 in fines if convicted on the federal charges, although sentencing guidelines typically result in much lighter penalties.
Dykes Was quoted as saying, "I am GINGER PUBES! fear me!" over and over again.
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