Americans are sick and tired of Bernie Sanders

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With the 2016 general election behind us and the embarrassing loss to Donald J. Trump one former candidate just won't seem to shut the fuck up and move on and that Presidential Candidate is Bernie Sanders.
With his promises of a liberal utopia and his embarrassing lost to the reprehensible Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination most Americans have decided to come to terms with the inevitable of a ultra conservative America and want Sanders to just go home to Vermont and die peacefully.
Sanders is a old, do nothing liberal who just can't seem to stop talking! I am tired of hearing about universal healthcare and income inequality, said Vermont Resident Sarah Beesley.
Most Americans say that Sanders is just an old stereotype of a nagging Jew and say this isn't going to help make the situation any better for them.
Its bad enough I am going to lose my retirement benefits but I just don't think I want to be reminded of how good I could have had if I had just elected a liberal Jew instead of a rich guy, said Billy Bob Hick of West Virginia.
In a recent poll conducted by NBC News 94 of Americans say Bernie Sanders should stop talking because he reminds them of their annoying grandfather they have to visit at the nursing home.
But Sanders says he will never be silent until all Americans have universal everything, which seems to be more and more likely with a Trump presidency.

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