Man startled doctors after viewing xray, you won't believe what they find. Neither did he.

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Tomas Cassel 50 yrs old had been having abdominal pain which caused several ER visits in the past 2 years. Doctors would send him home with common remedies to change his diet, over the counter medications such as immodium, pepto, etc. Recently Thomas had a strange vibration that was associated with the pain. Intensity increased when near microwaves, wireless devices, and curtain times when working on his Virtual Reality new age designs. Last week he is back in the ER, doctor see repeated Visits so he orders an xray of lower back n abdomen. To everyones surprise there was a 4 inch long by 1 1/2 inch diameter metal object. As the doctor pulls out his portable medical chart and using a stylus, he beings writing as he asks questions. The vibration starts immediately and then pain. Doctor stops n starts to manipulate his abdomen and can feel vibration. Immediate consult and surgery scheduled. Can you guess what it was ? A wireless charging sex bullet. Apparently a couple years prior he was passed out after a night on the town and his wife thought she could wake him up by playing a little joke on him. However, it accidentally went all the way in. She couldn't get it out. Figured he would expell it when he woke up. She didn't say anything to him for a couple months. When she brought it up as a joke, because he never did. He had no clue what she was talking about and obviously didn't believe her. As time went on he thought it was a joke , she figured he didnt realize and passed it. Nope folks after 2 yrs it still had some battery life, the ultrasonic waves at certain levels made it react and vibrate. Because it was titanium no damage caused. Just another crazy emergency room story. Mr. Cassel lives in Hilltown Township, Bucks County and is currently working on a new program and looking for actors to become part of his Virtual Reality sex testing invention. If your interested contact him at [email protected] or (610)-990-1091.

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