Nebraska corn dust,causing serious mental issues.
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Lots of "Nebraskins" have been tested this past week due to a mass outbreak of what can only be described as just plain looney tuniness!! Turned out everyone with symptoms turned out to be ,only, the crazy leftist types.Weird indeed, hmmm..Scientists have found corn pollen dust,to be the main cause of their brains being misformed over time.This condition being loosely labelled as "corniness syndrome"by Charlotte Tucker,a 55 year old cornologist flown in from ohio,she studies the effects of corn dust on farmers who go out and pull the corn down with their machinery at the O.A.R.D.C in Wooster ,Ohio.
"It only effected the democrat farmers my studies have shown" and all she can figure is the fact democrats are not as intelligent as other folks,and tend to be "mouth breathers", so they inhale the dust in larger quantities.
Studying some history,It has been believed that this is what happened to the MAYAN civilization.Corn was their major crop and over time it made them all fight and kill one another over politics,the ones less affected migrated to peru and began growing other crops more than corn.Which led them to surviving.
Now the state may be requiring the farmers to spray a chemical called lascatine on the crops which will bind to the fine dust the hulls let off as they age,and it will be to heavy to be blown through the air.Charley Porter a local farmer,a fellow I interviewed as Charlotte returned back to his field she is studying.He said locals do see this is a major issue,and the towns and cities throughout Nebraska are hoping the reduction in this airborne agent will bring folks back into reality and realize this.."Trump won,he is here to stay,and no amount of inhaling corn dust will change it."
As I crossed the state line in my rental car,with Nebraska in my rearview ,my final thoughts,"Good luck corn nuts,hope you get off the dust soon before you go completely mad!
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