Swansea secure Neath vagrant in 5 year deal.
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SWANSEA council today secured the services of notorious Neath vagrant known as Leslie Leatherface on a 5 year contract. Replacing local favourite TeaBag Pete (aka Tea Cosy Pete)
We understand though, Ms Leatherface has refused to be known as BallBag.
The contract will see Ms Leatherface secure the High street and castle square areas of the city in a highly intoxicated state whilst asking for change in her famously gravelistic linguistic stylings.
Its a blow for Neath as the followers of Ms Leatherface are expected to follow, resulting in members of Neath voice for everyone being left to only talk about Brexit and not the latest antics of the Neath Vagrancy community.
Neath is expected to retain the services of the 8 street dwelling folk even though they all have homes as reported in a previous Wales Online article.
The people of Neath are expected to promote another local vagrant to the position of head tramp, in recent years there have been futile attempts to replace legendary tramp Bernard Parker but as yet to no avail. Ms Leatherface was slowly reaching that level as the Katherine Jenkins of vagrants before her shock switch.
Candlelight vigil will be held on Saturday going from Booze Express to just outside NatWest in Neath.
-Wales Online
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