Atlanta Teen Rock Guitar Sensation Signs Contract With Guns n' Roses

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Late Friday, public media outlets began reporting that recently reunited rock giant Guns n' Roses has surprised the world in signing Atlanta based teen guitar phenom Stratton James Wilson to a multi performance agreement for their upcoming European tour.

While full details are not known, organizational representatives have stated that the move is strategic in nature and was crafted in an effort to capture the attention of the 14 to 20 year old music consumer market. "It just seemed like a logical choice", said Stone Brown, band spokesperson. "We've tried cross promoting with young acts like Skrillex, but our music just doesn't resonate with that audience. It's just lost." Brown went on to comment, "This time around, we wanted full integration. Rather than an attempt to share an audience with a separate entity entirely, we wanted a member of the band that could truly connect with probably the most important consumer demographic in Rock N Roll history."

Brown would not say the exact role that young Wilson would play but promised that the band, with its new member, would deliver its message loud and clear to the World's youth. "Rock music will not go quietly. In fact, it won't go at all. It's here for you!"

Check out the NEW GNR at a special "pop up" show at an Atlanta, GA venue soon to be announced. The date is set for April 31st and tickets will be on sale through typical outlets in the coming days.

In the meantime, you can catch Borrowed Brother featuring Stratton Wilson on April 14th at Five O'Clock Bar in Covington,GA for a specially planned send off party.

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