North East Water Table Dramatic Concerns
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Due to the rain and ocean sides the concern in NYC long Islang and all New Jersey Short brings Attention to the Governament Official on The Water Department . so Far not Knowing How to Correct the Issue and Many Home Owners Complaint , The Sanitation Department Went Out and Interview Many Waterproofer on Try State Area looking for a Answers on What is Happening ' along with The Water Department Engineers . They are also Saturated on Work but Clueless . Until Come Along a Referral From FEMA Department That Previous Use a Contractor With a experience that Gave Confident To Them .on The Waterproofing Filed Along With His Reputation That Clealy Stand out Among all Other . Henry Polombo The Chief Of the Water Depart Finding Him Self With a Critical Issue at His Own Resident and Decide To Interview and Hire This Young Contractor Which Company Names Effective Basement Solutions .Clearly a Specialist on The Field , But What Surprised The Most on Mr Polumbo Was The Ability To Understand The Different Concept ,This Extremely Inteligent Men (Mr Polombo words ) The Understandement on Pin Point With Great accuracy at The Peticular Issue Along With His Way at Addressing The Issue Never Seeing Before at His 20 Plus Years as a Water Engeneer. Sensing was not about the Profit But in Resolving This Matter With a Great Communication and way To Place Words Misses Polombo ( Adreessed ) being a Comunicatio Consultant She Decide To Hire Him Before Mister Polombo Veridic .Struck Me as A Breath of Freshmen His Presence Call The attention Of The Whole Family . A Professionalism None Existed This Days . His advise Change The entire concept of The Water Department so Far studies Being Done on His Teory But all Agread Without a Dought On His Rightness . The Department Will Be Working With The Contractor .We are Waiting on approval and Wants to Bring The Big Picture To Reality In Order To Fix once and for all The Crises On Foundations .
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