The bait got to much for David 'egghead' Williams when he was caught in the act fisting a dead turkey

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As all of his friends knew he was a very bait guy but none of them knew he was this bad. It was on approx 12.45 GMT that David, 22 of the E-state 28, Strood was caught out of his pickle on his favourite beverage Stella Artois by one of his friends (who wishes to remain anonymous). The firend quoted to David 'are you feeling alright mate?' David then replied 'NAH BREV NOT FUCKING HAVING IT NAH'. David then proceeded to storm off in a tantrum as his friend described going towards a barn filled with turkeys a witness said they see him grab one and rip its head clean off and then proceeded to ram his fist clean up its arse until the turkey was screaming COCKADOODLEFUCK! and then eventually died. Even when its was stone dead he then seemed to ram his fist to the point it was at his elbow and his hand was coming out of the turkeys mouth. The police then rushed to David and restrained him to the ground with the turkey still stuck on his arm with David screaming 'NAH FUCKING TURKEY MUGGED ME OFF AINT HAVING IT NAH'. David,22 of Strood has been remanded into custody until further notice. RIP Terry the turkey who will be sadly missed.

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