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According to reports, millions of Christians have united together to pray to their Father in response to the events occurring between two of world’s most formidable countries.

And reliable sources have confirmed, “The eyes of the Lord are on the righteous, and His ears are inclined to their prayer.” (Psalm 34:15)

When heaven was contacted for a comment, we were referred to one of God’s spokesmen, Isaiah, who stated, “Though you search for your enemies, you will not find them. Those who wage war against you will be as nothing at all. For I am the Lord your God, who takes hold of your right hand and says to you, “Do not fear; I will help you.” (41:12-13)

But can He really do as He says?

To find out, the Sons of Korah, who were around when Egypt was the most daunting world power of their day, were interviewed.

And they affirmed:

“Nations are in uproar, kingdoms fall;
He lifts His voice, the earth melts.
The Lord Almighty is with us;
The God of Jacob is our fortress.
Come and see what the Lord has done,
The desolations He has brought on the earth.
He makes wars cease
To the ends of the earth.
He breaks the bow and shatters the spear;
He burns the shields with fire.
He says, “Be still, and know that I am God;
I will be exalted among the nations,
I will be exalted in the earth.
The Lord Almighty is with us.” (Psalm 46:5-11)

Stay tuned, as this is a developing story!

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