PECKHAM BOYZ LEADER KILLED
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There is a shock as famous LEADER of the notorious South London gang George Carrington Johnson has been killed in a gunfight with Harlem Spartans of Kennington. In an interview Alfie Hynd the 2nd in command said: ' I don't know what to do brav my bredrin has been killed and I got no one now. You get me fam.' In a witness statement bystander Rizwaan Islaam said the fight was widely anticipated in the ends and that everyone took cover for their lives. George will have his funeral service on Thursday at Peckham' s local KFC and all the men from his gang are due to drop their shanks in honour of him. They will also send him off in his best roadman attire and his trusty shank and pouch in which a splice and some Rizla will be kept. The next gang leader will be voted in immediately after the funeral and it's expected a gang war will start between Kennington and Peckham.
Tottenham Mandem will also pay respects to George for he was the biggest wasteman ever. JamieBrownhill and Emmanuel Hewitt will present the funeral and Skepta and Stormzy will perform there too. How will London survive after a underworld war Lord has just been killed? This is end of all gang wars.
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