A2 Web Hosting is ready to send 3 employees on Mars Rover mission next Thursday
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"We are ready" states long term employee Matt D. and captain of the mission to head to the red planet. "We have trained for this day for some time now and we believe we are ready to take on this new venture for Website Hosting companies everywhere." Matt expressed at the Johnson Space Center in Florida.
This announcement by the company follows directly in line with statements made back in November 2015 in a blog post that read:
"It is time.
For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
There will be difficulties and delays. There will be doubts and discouragement. There will be differences of approach and opinion. But we have the will and the means to serve three related goals--the heritage of our company, the unity of our customers, and the interdependence of the Hosting compliance.
We stand in hope."
The mission intends to be in full swing by May of 2017. Co-captain Stanley K stated "It's a long trip... We just wanna see what the benefits are out there, we have a good amount of locations for our customers, now it is time to take it to the next level and look into data centers in other parts of the universe."
After launch, the 3 employees will spend the next 10 years researching low latency bandwidth options for the new Martian Data Center.
Stay tuned for more updates as this mission progresses.
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