WANTED: Infamous thief in Croydon pronounced wanted by city of London Police.

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Joshua Solomon, is the notorious 17 year old thief recently to be pronounced as a WANTED man in Croydon. He is well known for thefts of clothing and food from designer stores such as JD , House of Frazer and has been reported to the Croydon police a number on of times he had stolen from local convenient stores such as tesco , either by himself or an accomplice. Not only is he a high classed thief, but currently the police are investigating a few cases where he could have been a suspect of fraud. There's also been a few cases such as an incident in House of Frazer -Victoria where he had been caught with 4 other partners but charges were not pressed. One of the criminals is known by the street name "Crookz" and it seems he is involved with most of the operations. Croydon Met Police are carrying out and investigation to find out who he identities of the rest of these criminals. If you have any any information on the current whereabouts of this man or any of them please report it to the nearest police station as soon as possible .

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The MET Police

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