Women Shot Boyfriend For Not Eating Pussy Right

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A 18 year old Cincinnati woman was arrested around 2:53a.m early this morning and charged with assault. When police arrived to the womans apartment , they found the victim on the floor unconscious with a purple dildo in his mouth. Cincinnati police detained the woman, mariah Patterson and asked what happened and THIS was her response ...

"We went out for a couple drinks and bought a bottle of Henn , and I guess this nigga thought Hennything was possible because when we got back to my house he kept tryna eat some pussy. Now I could of been selfish but aint no need to be greedy I got enough to feed the needy so i decided to let him eat it until he start plugging his big ass gap with my clit talking bout "look at the flick of yo clit", Mind you .. I never mentioned sucking dick , so in the middle of him rippin skin and shit , I warned him he got ONE MORE TIME before its a problem. This nigga gone tell me the only problem is BITCH you aint tryna suck this dick, so I reached in my drawer grabbed my taser , told him he got the right bitch and lit his ass up like a light switch"

Cincinnati Police then asked about the dildo being in his mouth and she responded "He wanted a dick sucked so bad so I thought he should do it". Maroah Patterson is now also being charged with forcible entry because when the victim woke up he stated that he did NOT want a dick in his mouth and is at University Hospitals in critical condition with lock jaw.

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