Young boy severely injured!
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Keiran Culf aged 15, was in hospital today due to his broken ankle and his eyeball which seemed to have fallen out!
Keiran has been spotted numerous times with the other culprit by the name of Matt. The duo are said to have been seen flying down penistone road at speeds of 170mph in a rusty, worn out Vauxhall Corsa which can only maintain such a speed as of the nitro it has inserted within the back of the vehicle. Morrisons staff have witnessed such chaos too as they allegedly saw Keiran and Matt doing donuts on Morrisons car park itself! All this silly behaviour nearly cost Keiran "The Wolf" Culf his life. When they was again caught on CCTV flying past a red traffic light on Halifax road they almost collided with another car therefore causing Keiran and the driver which in this case is Matt to panic consequently making him slam the brake afterwards resulting in Keiran Culf comimg flying out the window whilst his doc martins got stuck in the glove compartment. He flew out the window in such speed and dramaticness, His foot twisted around Steve Watts lambrettas handle bars as he then spun round whilst still being in mid air then head butting a lamppost. Matt not knowing what to do ran off to see Tom Fieldhouse who is a specialist in child safety and security to seek advice probably. Keiran was left there sustaining severe injuries as a result of head butting the lamppost at such velocity and vigorousness his eyeball popped out and his ankle was no good neither, luckily 56 year old Gregg saw the incident and rung the local doctor Patrick "Gyalist" Hernandez. Why he didn't ring the ambulance I don't know but Dr Hernandez had this covered. He fixed Keiran up in his basement and within a week of recovery time Keiran was back on his feet doing roundhouse kicks in Mcdonalds like nothing ever happened and as for Matt, well Matt hasn't been seen he's been laying low and we are yet to find him! His car has been impounded and he's set to get punished for doing such immature things whilst in the vehicle.
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