Jimmie Johnson To Retirement At The End Of The 2017 Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Season
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Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Champion Jimmie Johnson To Retire At The End Of The 2017 Season even if he wins the cup championship for a record 8th time or not, with Johnson being 41 years old Johnson has racked up 7 cup championship tying all-time greats Richard Petty, and Dale Earnhardt (2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2013, 2016), 4 All-star race wins (2003, 2006, 2012, 2013), a 2 time Daytona 500 Champion (2006,2013), 4 Coca Cola 600 victories (2003, 2004, 2005, 2014) , a 2 time Southern 500 Champion (2004,2012), 2005 Clash Winner, Johnson is also a 4 time Brickyard winner (2006, 2008, 2009, 2012), has a record 10 wins at Dover, & 9 wins at Martinsville, Johnson is also 1 of 7 Drivers to get more wins than Dale Earnhardt at 81 Wins. Nascar, Brian France, and Mike Helton would like to Thank Johnson the same way everyone Thanked Jeff Gordon, and Tony Stewart when they Retired at the end of the 2015 and 2016 seasons.
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