Local Man donates body parts to his church. Church accidentally BBQs body part.

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A Southern California man has donated three ribs to his church to help isolate the gay gene. Upon delivery of the ribs, which happened to be on the same day as the annual church picnic, his ribs were mixed with the ribs set to be cooked, and inadvertently fed to the entire church.

Ty Nemshick, a gay Christian, has been a strong advocate in he gay community. When his priest, Father Buttz, decided once and for all it was time to show the world that God doesn't make mistakes and gay people should be loved and accepted in the Christian community, he decided to use science and isolate the gay gene. The only problem was, well, he needed a gay body part.

That's when Ty decided to donate his ribs. Ty told reporters he didn't really use his ribs anyway, and it helps him be a bit more flexible. "Why not? I can promote Christianity, help scientist, and get folded like a motel bed sheet all at the same time" said Ty when asked why he did it.

After months of prep, the surgery was finally completed. When the ribs were delivered to the St. Comedial Ebenezer Catholic Baptist Church last Sunday, they were accidently mixed in with the ribs meant for cooking and served to an elderly couple.
Ty, who has since been notified of the incident, stated he was not mad, and would continue to attend the church.

The couple who ate the ribs have filed for a divorce stating "those Tyrone ribs made me gay AF"

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