NASCAR's Plans to Build 3 Mile Super Speedway in Texas!
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CHARLOTTE, NC (Apr. 19, 2017)
NASCAR Announced Today that they are talking to the Owners of Daytona International Speedway on creating a Brand New Race Track in the State of Texas.
The New Track will be 3 Miles in length. The turns will be .50 Miles long with 37 Degrees of Banking, while the Straits will be 1 Mile Long! NASCAR is very excited about the new project. The project is expected to start at the end of the 2017 season and cost around 1 Billion Dollars.
Today we Talked with Brian France. This is what he had to say about the Project "We are Looking at this project in spite of the fans. We know the New Texas Motor Speedway is unappealing to the fans and is very boring to watch! You have to do it Big in Texas!"
So from what was Said is looks like the New Super Speedway will be in Competition with Daytona and Talladega. The track so far has not been given a name or no info on its location was Provided.
We will update you when more information is available.
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