Winston County Woman Breaks Record for Nastiest Person Alive
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Victoria Burt , 22, has recently broken the world record for literally being the NASTIEST person alive. Burt was studied for a total of 4 months by a team of Hygenists who have reached the verdict late yesterday evening that she, in fact, is the closest living relative to the species most commonly known as "Sperm Dumpsters." It was concluded that Burt has only bathed an average of 7 times a year. Atop of her ungodly hygiene, Burt's own "Lady Garden" has been deemed so atrocious, the CDC has formally banned her vagina across all of the United States. Not only is it a health risk, but also a severe threat to any man who comes within 25 yards. The dangling lip of her labia minora has also been called the beef curtain of death, not only for its horrific physical deformity but also for its overgrowth of E. Coli that has been collecting in her cervix from years of being fucked by her boyfriend (Samuel Trosper also of Winston) directly after Mr Trosper had anal intercourse with his own father multiple times a week. That tragedy that is Burt's own body can only be matched by the scientific oddity of her disgusting oral health. Proven to only brush once a month, Burt's mouth holds more bacteria and sickness than the entire population of HIV ridden Africa. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has issued an immediate quarantine for Burt, seeing as how she's one accidental leg spread away from nuclear annihalation of mankind. She is considered highly unbathed and very putrefying. If anyone has any info of her whereabouts, please contact 1-800-take-a-bath. Thank you America
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