Milestone for Daytona Florida Woman atributes drinking Ginger Ale as a youth!

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Noreen Gaedele a Daytona resident and formerly of Chicago credits her octogenarian status due to drinking Ginger Ale as a youth! Her full past and present life story will be part of a segment aired this Sunday on CBS 60 Minutes.
Noreen's interview with Charley Rose addresses her childhood growing up in a 4 room apartment above an appliance store (Guaranteed Electric) across a busy street from a theater(The Marshall Square), she shared a bedroom with her sister Patricia and brother Michael. Her Father Jimmy was a Milkman (Elgin Milk Products) and her Mom Elynor a Server at a notable local restaurant(Old Prague).
She tells Charley "One summer night while enduring a Chicago Heat Wave I had awoken next to my sister in bed and I was wet from head to toe from the blistering heat in our bedroom, I quickly took my sister to the back door and guided her out to the porch in a cooler night air, I then ran to the fridge and grabbed the first bottle of ice cold liquid I could find, between the bottles of Tavern Pale Beer was a bottle of Ginger Ale!"
The exciting finish and rest of the interview can be seen Sunday May the 8th on 60 Minutes.
(below is a picture of those same siblings described above. left to right, Octogenarian Noreen, gorgeous little Mickey and Wipe Out Patty)

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