Trump administration sneaks drinking bill legislation into executive order, targets nation’s youth
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Trump’s newest executive goes unnoticed because of travel ban fiasco. So far the Trump administration has remained silent as to how the new bill was placed in the order.
Washington State, Idaho and Arizona will be raising the age of majority and drinking age for males from 21 to 23. The slight increase comes after a 4 year study of traffic related accidents, arrests, road rage and rising numbers of tickets issued to males 18-21. These numbers are far above those of females in the same age range, but fall significantly in males over 23. The law will go into effect in Washington State May 1, 2017 and on May 15, 2017 in Idaho and Arizona. Several other western states are considering similar laws.
Despite staunch opposition, Washington State has already agreed to comply with the order to go into effect May 1, 2017 and Arizona, Idaho and will enforce the order on May 15th.
Experts speculate that the change in the law is due in part to political obligations as well. Following the decriminalization of marijuana in Washington, the prison populations have seen significant drops in incarcerated persons. Unfortunately for taxpayers the relief on state resources came with a hefty fine. States are now obligated to pay millions of dollars in “breach of contract” court deals to private prisons, Including Arizona’s infamous tent city which for the first time in around 30 years has not suffered from any overpopulation.
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