Racine Raiders Shutting Down Operations Effective Immediately
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Sources close to the board of directors have commented on the fact that declining attendance and too many egos are the reasons behind the immediate shut down. President Matt Nelson stated that "With the Threat no longer in operation we no longer have the guarantee of at least one 1 this season and the money that game brings in." The franchise will liquidate all assets by holding a rummage sale at Historic Horlick Field on May 20th. That date was supposed to be the first game of the season. The Raiders have seen a decline in attendance in the recent seasons. This could be due to the nature at which the organization is run or by just the declining economy. Either way after many years in existence the Raiders will no longer be playing football. If for some reason you have made it this far and are beginning to believe this article then you have been fooled. Just the the Case HS article this one is fake. But it's still kind of funny! Good luck to the Racine Raiders with their up coming season.
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