AB-3006 to impose hefty fines on racing participants and owners.

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The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration's Steve Peterson of Madisonville, KY Introduced Bill AB-3006 yesterday to reduce pollution, fuel consumption and wasteful spending on dangerous unproductive activities. The Bill is also being back by Frances Dash, of Hyde Park, CA, Lead Mobility Executive of the National Event Safety Committee.

Introducing the bill AB-3006, proposes legal ramifications to personal motorized vehicles categorized as a light-duty, medium-duty, or heavy-duty truck, in both public and private settings. The bill would ban all performance modifications done to said vehicles, including not but limited to: Tuners, Exhaust, Suspension, Turbo and other performance enhancing mods.
Clause 3.b specifically outlines racers and other competition participants are liable for fines ranging up to $100,000 and destruction of vehicle for participating in an event, whether private or public.

One form of competition specifically mentioned by the bill is Competition Truck Pulling.
Here is a quote pulled from Steve Peterson's personal Twitter account "All they do is belch black smoke and stir up dust. Absolutely nothing good comes from them. They call themselves a family friendly event, but with names like 'Rock Hard Ram', 'Dirty Hooker', 'Hard Cummins' and 'XXX' I am not sure how it is even suitable for anybody under 18". Frances Dash said at a recent interview "Those Rednecks have something coming for them, they have been asking for this for years".

If you have read this far I am sure your blood is boiling. We need to stop the crap and make sure to check the sources of our news before posting crap like this. Get Pissed!

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