LOCAL WOMAN TURNS OUT TO ACTUALLY BE MANY DOGS IN A HUMAN SKIN!
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Early This morning Authorities found the body of Marie Clark hidden Under Her bed, According to Police they estimate shes been there for 2-3 weeks Since Her untimely Demise when she pricked her finger on a Sewing needle that had been previously used by a Mrs. Sleeping beauty, Since Her death, Her many Dogs Somehow managed to skin her alive and Using Mostly Feces and Vomit shaped the skin into human form, Then the dogs Burrowed inside and have been masquerading As Miss Clark the entire time in an attempt to keep the flow of food from stopping, Doctors say the entire thing was held together by a single clothespin hidden under the Hat in this Photograph. When Questioned About it the Ringleader "Chikko" Only had this to say, "We were Sure that the hat Would Negate any suspicion, and we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that baby pulling the hat off!
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