Local Michigan rapper arrested for Stealing rainbow colored Flute.
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By : Jonathan Lemire and Julie Pace Of The Associated Press
POSTED: Thursday, May 25, 2017 - 2:59 p.m.
UPDATED: TODAY
Earlier this morning a local 26 year old rapper was caught stealing a rainbow colored flute out of a Toys R Us Store this morning.
The suspect has been Identified as Maxie "Macs The Realest." Higginbottom.
Apparently Higginbottom or "Tran Man" as his friends like to call him, was spotted this morning pacing back and forth in the parking lot talking to himself extensively.
Sources say he was either rehearsing lyrics to himself or repeating voodoo spells. Whatever the case may be, his friends are seriously concerned about his mental state of health.
Higginbottom walked in the store requesting to be taken to the kids section.
After then, his attitude became hostile once he could not get the toy flute he wanted due to his card declining.
He told the cashier that his funds aren't "Built like that" and he requested a "Hall Pass." And would bring the money back at a later date.
After refusal from the cashier and Manager Mr. Higginbottom fled the store before he tripped on a shoe string and dropped the item.
Police arrested him. Apparently Higginbottom is a well known battle rapper in Pontiac, MI. His friend Sean Morrison was available for comment.
"Situation sucks but he is always letting someone down."
"He light skinned what you expect?" Added Cellus Bundles.
"Im just here cause Alpha league wont book me no more." The person who made this comment requested his name not be broadcasted.
Higginbottom is scheduled to appear in court next week.
Now he is out on bail and will attempt to redeem himself after he dies vs Dallas Cash at King of The Dot's GloveUp2 event.
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