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The Islanders have taken another hit to their foundation today. After barely missing the playoffs, the Islanders will likely lose their captain John Tavares this off-season. Friday was the deadline for teams to submit their list of protected players for the expansion draft. General manager Garth Snow said earlier today that he forgot to send the protected list of players to the NHL. Garth Snow is facing criticism for not submiting the list and announcing it. Under league rules, only the coach, general manager, and owner of the franchise may know of the list of protected players. The league has announced that they have fined the Islanders $50,000 for the rule violation. John Tavares has spoked out about this too. He said to us "I am absolutely outraged at Garth Snow. I loved playing for the Islanders and loved the amazing fanbase and all the support I will get. Now, I will most likely get taken by the [Vegas] Golden Knights. Every [Islanders] fan will likely be angered too. This is a huge disappointment". The Islanders are going to need to rebuild once again, however this gives Vegas the chance to make the playoffs in their first season.
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