Forsker i chock: De er ligeglade med vejret, så længe de har hinanden

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"I en nation der er så fokuseret på vejret er nærmest skræmmende og dog alligevel interessant at være vidne til at endda meget modne mænd, gang på gang vælger hinanden til, på trods af risiko for dårligt vejr"
Sådan siger seniorforsker Ulla Dukatadet til Skive Folkeblad, efter det er kommet frem at tre ældre mænd har planer om at mødes i en kolonihave i juni, til et bålarrangement, uden på forhånd at være garanteret tørvejr.

Trekløverets kærlige kæmpe, Karsten, var ellers en anelse skræmt ved tanken om regnvejrsvåde snobrød. Men kolonihaveentretrepreneur, Jim, forsikrer at selv hvis regnen tordner ned, vil alt alligevel være godt så længe de tre har hinanden.

Det er en udtalelse, som trekløverets yngste og pæneste medlem, Niller, støtter fuldt op om.
"Det vigtigste for mig er at vi mødes og mærker hinandens kærlighed. Jeg taler om varmen fra bålet, varmen fra vores kroppe og varmen fra de følelsesmæssigt intense snakke".

Seniorforsker Ulla Dukatadet, vil følge den lille komsammen tæt. "Jeg er meget usikker på hvad det er jeg kommer til at være vidne til, men jeg og mine kolleger vil følge arrangementet tæt, da der utvivlsomt er tale om et unikt øjeblik i dansk historie".

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