Crown Point Man Defends Girlfriend Against Alledged Sexual Assailant
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Resident of Crown Point, IN, Samuel Hirosky (19) may be charged with Class (B) Aggrevated Battery through the Dyer, IN Town Court, in reference to a crime alledgedly taking place at his girlfriends house.
At approxamately 11:46 PM, Hirosky came home from work to find his girlfriend (whom of which wishes to remain unnamed) having relations with another man in her home on the 1500 Block of Dyer, IN. According to the affidavit, Hirosky noticed a "suspicious" vehicle in the driveway of the home upon returning from work. According to police reports, Hirosky kicked the front door open, and proceeded to enter the home. Hirosky made his way to the bedroom where he discovered another man on top of his girlfriend.
Hirosky then proceeded to pull the man off, and began to stomp, kick, and strike him with a CD player. After, Hirosky dragged the man down the stairs unconsious, and kicked him out of what was remaining of the front door, followed by going back inside.
Neighbors had contacted Dyer Police Dept., where they entered the home and found Hirosky drinking Coca-Cola, and watching a TV series on Netflix as if nothing happened. His girlfriend was hiding in the bathroom.
The girlfriend explained that Hirosky did not threaten her, or hit her, and that she didnt believe that he would have hurt her. She was just frightened.
When asked, Samuel exclaimed that he believed that his girlfriend was being sexually assaulted, and he acted in that manner to protect her from an alledged "attacker". According to the police report, when Hirosky was asked why he didnt address the situation verbally first, he commented,"Run the drill first, ask questions last, you never know, and in situations like this, seconds of reaction time are important".
The alledged sexual assailant was transported to Munster Community Hospital for treatment of blunt force trauma to the head, and multiple lacerations to his face, neck, and head.
After questioning the girlfriend, it was confirmed that she conscented to the other man, and she was in fact not being assaulted.
Hirosky was not arrested, however an investigation is ongoing, where he may be charged with Class (B) Aggrevated Battery.
The Lake County District Attourney, and Proscecutor added that hirosky is innocent until proven guilty.
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